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|BABY_SE.WAV||Ike: (in baby talk, of course) "Donkey raping shit-eater."||5.48kb|
|BALDWIN.WAV||Billy Baldwin: "Baldwin residence. No, this is Billy Baldwin. If you want Daniel Baldwin call his extension, STUPID!..."||54.7kb|
|BFD.WAV||Cartman: "Mr. Mackey,
can I ask a question?"
Mr. Mackey: "M'kay, what?"
Cartman: "What's the big, fuckin' deal, bitch?..."
|BITCHSNG.WAV||Cartman's famous "Kyle's Mom's A Bitch" song||202kb|
|BLAMESNG.WAV||The "Blame Canada" song||211kb|
|BOYTANO.WAV||The "Brian Boytano" song||215kb|
|BROOKFRT.WAV||Brooke Shields: "I
farted once on the set of Blue Lagoon."
Mr. Minister, it isn't like this film is the first troublesome thing to
come out of Canada. Let us not forget Brian Adams."
Canadian Minister: "Now, now, the Canadian government has apologized for Brian Adams on several occasions."
|CLITORIS.WAV||Stan: "Chef, how do
you make a woman like you more than any other guy?"
Chef: "Oh that's easy, you just gotta find the clitoris."
Stan: "What does that mean: 'find the clitoris?"
Chef: "Uhh...forget I said anything."
|CMANCOCK.WAV||Cartman: "Shit-faced cockmaster."||4.71kb|
|FARTFIRE.WAV||Kenny going up in flames||91.5kb|
|FKNFGIT.WAV||Gregory: "I must say,
I don't think I belong with these rogues. I attended school at Yardale
and had a 4.0 grade point average."
Cartman: "You're a fuckin' faggot, dude."
|FORENSIC.WAV||Spelling bee gone awry with foul language||30.3kb|
|FRAGILE.WAV||Mr. Mackey: "Well I
guess I'll have to send a warning letter out to parents before more children
see Terrance and Phillip."
Cartman: "Everybody's fucking seen it."
Mrs. Cartman: "Eric!"
Cartman: "I'm sorry, I can't help myself. That movie has warped my fragile little mind."
|FUCK.WAV||All the kids wondering why the fuck the word "fuck" is so wrong to say||87.7kb|
|FUCKGREG.WAV||Stan: "But, Wendy,
what about Gregory?"
Wendy: "Oh Stan, I never really cared for Gregory."
Stan: "You didn't?"
Wendy: "No, dude, fuck Gregory. Fuck him right in the ear."
Stan: "Yay, thank you, clitoris."
|GIRAFFE. WAV||Mole: "If anything
goes wrong, make a sound like a dying giraffe."
Stan: "What's a dying giraffe sound like?"
Mole: [MAKES DYING GIRAFFE SOUNDS]
|HAPICAMP.WAV||Announcer: "...all Canadian-American citizens are to report to one of these death camps right away. Did I say death camps? I meant happy camps."||30.3kb|
|JEWCANDY.WAV||Kyle: "Let me have
some candy, Cartman."
Cartman: "Oh, lets see...uhhh nope, I don't have any Jewish candy."
|KENYHELL.WAV||Kyle: "Thank you, Kenny."
Stan: "Yeah, thanks for goin' back to hell for us. You're a real pal."
|KICKBABY.WAV||Kyle and Ike playing "kick the baby"||29.3kb|
|MKAYSONG.WAV||The "M'kay" song||276kb|
|MOLE1.WAV||Stan: "Why are you
Mole: "Why? Because God hates me, that's why. He has made my life miserable. So I call him a cock-sucking asshole and I get grounded."
|MOLE2.WAV||Stan: "Hey, Mole...do
you know where the clitoris is?"
Mole: "Ze what?"
Stan: "The clitoris. I have to find the clitoris so I can get this Wendy girl to like me-"
Mole: "HEY, you need to stop thinking with your dick! You have to be on your toes! Because I am not going to be grounded again, not for you, not for anybody!"
|MOLE3.WAV||Mole: "...You must
shut off the alarms, I fucking hate guard dogs!"
Cartman: "I heard you the first time you British piece of shit *BZZZ* eeeeyahh!"
|MRHAT.WAV||Satan: "Hello, what's
this? Hi there, little guy. Would you like to go to hell with me?"
Mr. Hat: "Sure, I bet we can be best friends, Mr. Satan."
|POTATO.WAV||Doctor: "...Son, I have some bad news. We accidentally replaced your heart with a baked potato and you have about three seconds to live..."||46.6kb|
|RETARD.WAV||Mr. Garrison: "Okay
children lets start the day with a few new math problems. What is five
times two...? [LONG PAUSE] C'mon children don't be shy, just give
it your best shot. Yes, Clyde?"
Mr. Garrison: "Okay, now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard."
|RIMJOB.WAV||Sheila Broslowski: "What
the heck is a 'rim-job?"
Cartman's Mom: "Oh, why that's when you put your legs behind your head and have someone lick your ass."
|SADDAM1.WAV||Satan: "Meet Saddam
Hussein, my new partner in evil."
Saddam: "Move over Satan, you're hoggin' all the fun. Yeah, yeah, man this is gettin' me so hot!"
Satan: "Saddam, would you let me do my job, please."
Saddam: "C'mon, rub my nipples while I torture this little piggy."
Satan: "Saddam, could I talk to you over here for a second."
|SADDAM2.WAV||Saddam: "Yeah, yeah,
man I'm getting so hot, let's fuck!"
Satan: "Do you always think about sex? I'm talking about very important stuff here..."
|SHELLEY.WAV||Stan: "Shelly, where's
[SHELLY SMASHING A CHAIR OVER STAN'S HEAD]
Shelly: "Now you all just sit there and keep your mouth's shut while I go listen to my Britney Spears records."
|SS1.WAV||Satan trying to have a "nice" conversation with Saddam||81.9kb|
|SS2.WAV||Saddam wants to celebrate getting new luggage for the trip up to Earth||80.6kb|
|SUPRSONG.WAV||Big Gay Al's "I'm Super" song||203kb|
|TOUCHME.WAV||Cartman: "Yes, yes, I saw the Terrance and Phillip movie. Who wants to touch me? [LONG PAUSE] I said, who wants to fuckin' touch me!"||15.8kb|
|TP_1.WAV||Terrance: "You're such
a pig-fucker, Phillip!..."
Phillip: "...Terrance, why would you call me a pig fucker?"
Terrance: "Well, let's see...first of all, you fuck pigs."
Phillip: "Oh yeah..."
|TP_2.WAV||Terrance: "Well, Phillip,
I hope you've learned something through this whole experience."
Phillip: "I did, Terrance. I've learned that you are a boner-biting, dickbutt, fuckface."
|TP_3.WAV||Terrance: [LIGHTS HIS
FART ON FIRE]
[LAUGHING IN UNISON]
Phillip: "You burned yourself to death by lighting your fart...ahhhhahahaaa!"
Terrance: "I sure did, Phillip."
|UFER_RAP.WAV||The Terrance and Phillip "Uncle Fucker" song...hip hop style.||25.5kb|
|UNCLFUKR.WAV||The Terrance and Phillip "Uncle Fucker" song||156kb|
|UPTHERE.WAV||Satan's "Up There" song||295kb|
|VCHIP.WAV||Cartman gets a V-Chip||84.9kb|
|VCHIP2.WAV||Stan: "What's the matter,
Cartman: "It's this V-Chip, I hate it. I can't say any dirty words."
Kyle: "Really? So you can't say 'fuck?"
Kyle: "And you can't say 'shit?"
Kyle: "So you can't say: 'I'm Eric Cartman, the fattest, fucking piece of shit in the world?"
Cartman: "FUCK YOU! *BZZZT* Eeeyah!"
Kyle: "Dude, sweet."
|WIN98.WAV||The General: "Fucking
Windows 98! Get Bill Gates in here! You told us Windows 98 would be faster
and more efficient with better access to the Internet!"
Bill Gates: "It is faster. Over five million-"
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